There are certain times of the week where the mall is more busy. It can get fairly crowded in there and maneuvering becomes more difficult. However, now that we are less than a month away from Christmas the crowds are becoming insane. Being from a small town I am not used to such large crowds. A Wall-Mart on a usual Saturday is still quite busy for me.
It seems that when you want to walk at a normal pace in the mall, there are many other people in your way who are slow because they are old, in a group, or just duchebags who believe they have the right of way because they have a cart.
I’m not just writing this text to complain. I am going to offer viable solutions to this crowding problem. All suggestions listed here should be followed if you wish to avoid having me punch the next jerk in the head who gets into my path.
The most effective way to thin crowds is through the use of discrimination. If you are old, you should not be allowed in. If you are a group of giggling school girls, you should not be allowed in. If you have children, black dyed hair, or are fat, or small, or tall, or Asian, you should not be allowed in.
This should save room for us single, properly sized people to get in and out of the store in a timely manner.
Also, the next couple who blocks my way because of their hand holding, is getting a brick to the back of the head.
Merry Christmas Everybody!
